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Here's some crazy news. This blog is now the second result for shimon in Google. That places me one Google-rung above Shimon Peres, former prime minister of Israel and accomplished statesman. If you ever wanted proof that Google rank is a stupid way to compare the cumulative lifetime achievements of people, here it is!

If I ever beat out experimental psychology researcher Shimon Edelman for the #1 spot, I'm having a party and you're all invited. In fact, I am having a brunch at my place on Saturday, July 10 and you're all invited. Except all you weirdos searching for shimon on google — you can just get your own brunch.