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"For people who play (Internet) games all night and don't have any friends, don't have any hobbies, to come into the army is a very big shock," said Commander-Captain Jyrki Kivela at the military conscription unit.

Are you saying playing on the internet isn't a hobby?

Erm, I mean, you scandinavian wimps, toughen up! The strength of your armed forces is essential to… to… national solidarity. Yeah, that's it.