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Google labs has a cool location-based search. But my test proves that it's not up to the most interesting location-based queries. [Via Garrett]

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Dating Design Patterns is the result of years of work—long ago, and far away. Suppressed for years because of the potential catastrophic harm to technological and economic advancement if the entire scientific community were out salsa dancing every night, it's finally available. The original patterns were dating design patterns. For the ultimate complex system needing a set of reusable solutions. For the ultimate scientific guide to spectacular dating interfaces.

With Dating Design Patterns, in either a container-managed or independent architecture, you can implement flexible, elegant, reusable, sneaky, and successful approaches to dating.

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Hilarious! This guy writes great stuff!

Rex: r u on earth?

Hl4vot: no, still on mars.

Rex: whoah. No lag on the line.

Hl4vot: ;)

Rex: shit - you guys got that portal working?

Hl4vot: yeah - pretty cool eh. All the earth content we want, none of the nasty time delays.

Rex: heh

Hl4vot: it was really screwing up our Tivos.

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Now unreliably hosted off of my cable modem.

Hey, you know the thing with the peccability? It was, like. ummm, ichthyophagous, but not quite as ichthyophagous as Jen.

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That's Finnish for The Prime Number Shitting Bear.

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